Thursday, March 18, 2010

SOME FAVORITE PUNCH LINES


1) Dairy Queen.
2) Find my truck and we'll drive out.
3) The brick from the other joke.
4) Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!
5) Sounds like a hard piece.
6) Some people just can't tell a joke.
7) With the deep felt thanks of the men of the Fighting Forty Ninth.
8) Damn, if we had brought Fergie we could have saved the Rolls.
9) Death by bongo bongo.
10) Doc, it's only a hobby.

1 comment:

  1. I know the joke to #2, which was told in 6th grade. I really need to know the other jokes on this page. Really! My email is chaosmotic@gmail.com

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