You know: in a foolish, undiscriminating way, I've been happy these last few months. I don't know why. I just am. I love my friends; I love my pupils; I love what I read; I -- dammit -- love my thoughts. I love the taste of oranges.
Thornton Wilder in a letter to Gertrude Stein, Aug 14, 1936

Thursday, March 18, 2010


1) Dairy Queen.
2) Find my truck and we'll drive out.
3) The brick from the other joke.
4) Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!
5) Sounds like a hard piece.
6) Some people just can't tell a joke.
7) With the deep felt thanks of the men of the Fighting Forty Ninth.
8) Damn, if we had brought Fergie we could have saved the Rolls.
9) Death by bongo bongo.
10) Doc, it's only a hobby.

1 comment:

  1. I know the joke to #2, which was told in 6th grade. I really need to know the other jokes on this page. Really! My email is